“Too young to die, too broke to live.”
Yeah… it’s funny ’cause it’s true.
This tee captures the collective mood of a generation trying to survive late capitalism with style and sarcasm.
Minimal design. Brutal honesty.
Made for those who laugh through the pain — and look good doing it.
• Oversized fit – soft, heavy, relaxed
• 100% cotton, mid-weight (240 g/m²)
• Black print on white fabric
• Unisex cut – fits all genders
• Perfect mix of dark humor and Gen Z realism
Life’s expensive. Therapy’s booked out.
At least your fit’s fire. 🖤
🚚 Shipping: 5–8 business days
Our pieces ship fast from trusted international partners – limited & unique. Worth every second.








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